Advice you didn't know you needed from someone who ought to know better:

Eric Larson today

Eric Timothy Larson
Born:
August 26, 1946 at 6:10 am, Indio California
Childhood:
Fairly normal (mother, father, 2 brothers)
Excelled in hide and seek, kickball, over-the-line, and little league baseball
Played doctor and patient with neighbor named Robin
Was mean to my brother, Skip
Kicked out of Cub Scouts
Published in the Weekly Reader
Freshman class Sgt. at Arms
Junior class President
Student body President

The evolution of Eric...
Education:
1951-1957 Ernie Pyle Elementary, Bellflower, CA
1958-1960 Washington Junior High, Bellflower, CA
1971-1973 Long Beach Community College
1973-1976 BA and MA Cal State Long Beach

Experience:
Construction Laborer
Janitor for a doughnut shop
US Corps of Engineers Captain (Platoon Leader for a Nuclear Weapon, Company Commander in Viet Nam)
Security Guard
Pool Builder
Counselor for kids
National Director for two separate franchises
Biographer
Photographer
Marketing Consultant
College Teacher
Hypnotherapist
Publisher
Ski Technician
Builder
Realtor
Developer
Father
Husband
Ex-husband
Brother
Son
Lover
Friend

Seeking:
Real Estate Buyers
Personal Enlightenment
Fun
Joy
(Not necessarily in that order)

Secret Identity:
Realtorman and Realtordog